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[Delirium]

If the New Orleans team becomes the "Pelicans" and the Charlotte team becomes the Hornets I will be furious. They get to have their old name back when UTAH keeps the Jazz name???? I say they should give us the Jazz name back if Charlotte gets the Hornets back. That would be just offensive if we get stuck with the "PELICANS" while Charlotte gets what they want.

Call the Utah team something else like Mountaineers or Mormons or Bath Salts, I WANT JAZZ, not Pelicans.

[Sean™]

Lol idk y they going through with pelicans. Such a stupid name. But at least there is a chance the hornets come back to their original city

[Thank God Im Atheist]

I thought the title name said "I would be famous"..so I'm not happy with this shit story.

[Swish]

I feel you lol... Pelicans is pretty gay

[BayArea510]

Pelicans is funny af. That's almost as bad as the "Bobcats"

[DJtheCap™]

I has an idea:

Charlotte gets Hornets
New Orleans get Jazz
Utah becomes the Lakers (great salt lake)
LAL becomes the Bobcats or possibly Cougars

[Thank God Im Atheist]

How about the Bobcats Hornets and Jazz all stop existing and their players get signed by other teams so they aren't depressed anymore

[DJtheCap™]

Pelicans is funny af. That's almost as bad as the "Bobcats"

At least bobcats are like predators and stuff tho, pelicans just scoop up stuff with their mouths and generally look stupid

[masterpiece]

Charlotte would only get Hornets cause New Orleans -request- a name change, it won't happen otherwise.

[probskN]

I already had a solution for this in another post see below:

I think the Bobcats should change their name back to the Hornets and the Hornets should change their name to the Jazz and the Jazz should change their name to the Rockies and the Timberwolves should change their name to the Lakers and the Lakers should change their name to Heavy, But Not Terrible Traffic

[DJtheCap™]

I already had a solution for this in another post see below:

Lol I posted something similar above

[probskN]

Lol I ripped off your post above. But really, Dmitri, how are you such a funny and truly amazing person?

Idk man, idk, but what I do know is: just for saying that, you get +1 rep.

[DJtheCap™]

Idk man, idk, but what I do know is: I sing One Direction songs in my highest falsetto while I take showers.

Woah man, tmi. I love 1D too but that's too far.

[probskN]

Woah man, tmi. I love [expletive deleted]s, but that's too far.

COME AT ME. FIGHT ME. IRL.

[DJtheCap™]

COME AT ME. I LOVE YOU. IRL.

YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH ME BRO. I LIFT. YOU DON'T.